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The Many Ways to Kill Raoul

A list of many ways to kill Raoul for all you Raoul Bashers....

1. He internally combusts while trying to save Christine.
2. He contracts malaria when misquitos swarm his room.
3. Carlotta shatters his head with a high note.
4. Shot by a sniper.
5. Sees Erik (Phantom) making out with Christine and hangs himself.
6. Erik FINALLY decides to ACTUALLY kill him.
7. Falls down a well and gets attacked by the girl from the ring.
7b. While chewing gum he has a seisure and chokes.
8. He gets AIDS from a chorus girl.
9. He gets trampled by a horse.
10. He dies of a heart attack after seeing teh Phantom.
11. While cooking Mac 'n Cheese his house cathes on fire.
12. Christine finds out that Raoul killed her father and goes on a rampage.
13. While bathing he falls asleep and drowns.
14. He gets drunk and chokes on his puke whiel he's sleeping.
15. His dog bites him and hits a major vein and bleeds to death.
16. While skydiving, his parachute dosen't open.
17. He 'falls' down the stairs and his brain falls out.
18. Raoul is also being secretly loved...BY THE PHANTOMS SISTER!!! She finds he dosen't love her and kills him.
19. He eats bad sushi and dies from food poisoning.
20. Tap dancing elves come whiel he's sleeping and tap his head till he's dead.
21. While wrestling with a pro he slams his head into a wall.
22. He hears his own voice in the White Noise.
23. Is bored to death in class.
24. Gains 800 pounds and his body ceases to function.
25. Sees a ghost and is admitted to an insane asylum where a violent patient kills him.
26. Gets killed in the French tsunami.
27. Is sat on by a REALLY fat dude.
28. Dies of "natural causes"
29. Is poisoned by his doctor.
30. Has kidney failure and refuses to pay for surgery.
31. Doctors are baffled by a sudden bout of 'the flu'.
32. Has a severe case of herpes.
33. freezes in a block of ice (everyone is wondering how it happened)
34. Christines father comes back to take revenge for his death.
35. A hole pops out of nowhere and he fall- to his death!
36. Goes through a wormhoel where he is transported in time to a "Raoul Haters Convention" and gets murdered.
37. Has a brain tumor.
38. Gets mauled by a hungry bear after eating Salmon.
39. 'God' tells him its time to go home.
40. Car bomb.
41. He gets amnesia and finds Erik and Christine together, just darling! Then he..uh...dies..
42. While cutting his toenails a scarab from "The Mummy" crawls in his skin and eats his brain.
43. A robber kills his while stealing a ton of cash.
44. While searching for Christine in the dungeons he gets lost and dies of starvation.
45. While cuttign his hair, the siccors slip and he pokes his eyes, then walks blindly off a cliff.
 

Not all of these should be credited to Ms.Louie some should also go to Tiney and Mark.

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